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Your Brother Hides Oats Like a Secret Criminal—Wanted in Oat-Rage: The Mysterious Case of the Forgotten Breakfast Vigilante Have you ever heard the story of your brother hiding oats like a secret criminal—dependent, resourceful, and utterly absent-minded? In a quirky twist that’s taken breakfast tables by storm, he’s been playfully dubbed “Wanted in Oat-Rage,” a superhero-in-training for cereal culture. ### The Legend Begins: Oats Stolen, Oaths Sworn
Picture this: your brother, not the silent type, but a culinary rebel deep in the thick of “Oat-Rage”—a fierce rebellion against empty pantries and missed breakfast deadlines. Every Halloween, under moonlit rooftops and amid quiet pantry breaches, he’s caught “hiding oats like a criminal,” crafting elaborate routines to stockpile the morning’s hero grain. Why? Because oats aren’t just breakfast—they’re fuel. And for him, hoarding them is an act of quiet defiance against chaos.